Download or read book A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes written by Macmillan Children's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why is it so cold at Christmas? Because it’s Decembrrrrr! What do elves use to make Christmas cakes? Elf-raising flour! What’s miserable and covered in custard? Apple grumble! Packed full of seasonal silliness and funny festive jokes that will keep you laughing for days – and that's sno joke! From Christmas jokes to food jokes, dinosaur jokes to pirate jokes, these laugh-out-loud one-liners are just the sort that you'd find in Christmas crackers. The perfect stocking filler, A Bumper Book of Christmas Jokes is decorated with humourous black and white line drawings and packed with hundreds of hilarious jokes about all sort of topics.
Download or read book Cracker Jokes written by Amanda Li and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2009 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What goes Ho ho swoosh! Ho ho swoosh! Santa in a revolving door! What kind of cheese doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese! What do you call a man trying to get the creases out of his clothes at the North Pole? Brrrr-ian!
Download or read book The Bumper Book written by Watty Piper and published by Price Stern Sloan. This book was released on 1946 with total page 63 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Enchanting, timeless children's classics by A.A. MilneRobert Louis Stevenson and more. Includes "The Owl and the Pussy Cat", "The Gingham Dog and the Calico Cat", "Wynken, Blynken and Nod", as well as other beloved favorites.
Download or read book The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids written by Imogen Currell-Williams and published by Buster Books. This book was released on 2020-10-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The next title in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series, this hilarious collection has hundreds of jolly jokes for funny kids to share at Christmas. An ideal stocking filler.
Download or read book The Bolds Christmas Cracker written by Julian Clary and published by . This book was released on 2019-10 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A mince spy! What happened to the hyena who swallowed an Oxo cube? He made a laughing stock of himself! Merry Christmas! The Bolds, the wildest family in Teddington, are back with a bumper book of jolly japes. It's packed with rib-tickling jokes and puzzles including wordsearches, crosswords, mazes, riddles and spot the difference to keep kids entertained long after the Christmas presents are unwrapped!
Download or read book Christmas Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-10-10 with total page 83 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks What do ghosts put on their turkey at Christmas? Grave-y What do you call a penguin wearing ear muffs? Anything you like, he can't hear you! This hilarious collection of over 200 yuletide jokes is a must-have for the festive season. Featuring a brilliant collection of wintery puns and superbly silly black and white illustrations, you’d have to be Christmas crackers to miss it. The perfect stocking-filler for both boys and girls, these jokes will sleigh you!
Download or read book Big Book of Christmas Jokes for Kids written by Maxime-Alexandra Lavergne and published by . This book was released on 2014-12-13 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Holiday Helper's Big Book Of Christmas Jokes for Kids is absolutely stuffed full of more than 200 hilarious Holiday jokes! Brilliantly illustrated by the talented Tara Palov, these side-splitting jokes are guaranteed to keep the whole family in laughter throughout the holiday season!Santa Jokes, Christmas Jokes, North Pole Jokes, Elf Jokes, Reindeer Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes and more! There is something here for everyone!Share them with teachers and friends in the classroom or at the park with playmates! Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins...there are enough jokes inside to keep everyone you know giggling for weeks!Partial proceeds from the purchase of each book are donated to carefully researched and selected charities for children and animals.
Download or read book Christmas Jokes for Funny Kids written by Jimmy Jones and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-28 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hilarious Christmas Joke Book For Funny Kids! What a great gift! Funny kids love funny jokes and this brand new collection of super funny Christmas Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters and Knock Knock Jokes for kids promises hours of fun for the whole family! Good clean fun for everyone! Just wait until you hear the giggles and laughter! Funny jokes like......... Knock knock. Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place to hide my presents? How about in the closet? Why did Santa Claus get his sleigh for free? It was on the house! Why did the boy take 3 rolls of toilet paper to the Christmas party? He was a party pooper! Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? I'm chicken under the Christmas tree and I can't find any presents! Noooo! Funny boys and girls love silly gags and puns and this huge collection of original and classic Christmas jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and knock knock jokes makes a perfect gift for all children! All age appropriate and good clean fun! Merry Christmas!
Download or read book The Jumbo Joke Book for Funny Kids written by Andrew Pinder and published by Buster Books. This book was released on 2020-09-17 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper treat packed with over 500 of the best side-splitting jokes for 6-8 year olds.
Download or read book All I Got for Christmas Was This Lousy Joke Book written by Nick Harris and published by Michael O'Mara. This book was released on 2017-10-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you're feeling disappointed or just a little blue, there's nothing like good a laugh at some groanworthy jokes to raise the spirits - and that's what you'll get with this whopping compendium.
Download or read book The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes written by Macmillan Adult's Books and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-04-11 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds of very funny, silly jokes on every topic you can think of! What's the difference between an elephant and a biscuit? You can't dunk an elephant in your tea. Why did the monster get good marks in his exam? Because two heads are better than one. What do you call a woman with a tortoise on her head? Shelley. With over 750 jokes, The Bumper Book of Very Silly Jokes will have kids and adults laughing non-stop! The perfect book for rainy days at home or long car journeys.
Download or read book The Moomins Have Fun A Push Pull and Slide Book written by Macmillan Children's Books and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2021-09-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Push, pull and slide the tabs in this magical Moomin book and make all your favourite characters come to life! Sail across the ocean with Moomintroll, camp in the woods with Snufkin, and fly high in the air on a colourful kite. With the Moomins, the adventures never stop! Moving mechanisms on every page will introduce young readers to the world of the Moomins. Based on the acclaimed Moominvalley animation and using full-colour images from the series, this preschool board book uses the bestselling, tried-and-tested Push, Pull & Slide format to show the Moomin characters as you've never seen them before. With simple rhyming text, chunky pages for little hands and sturdy interactive mechanisms, this charming book is the perfect introduction for babies and toddlers to the wonderful world of Moominvalley. Come and make friends with the Moomins!
Download or read book The Tim Vine Bumper Book of Silliness written by Tim Vine and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2013-10-10 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian and TV star Tim Vine delivers a jam-packed, laugh-a-minute assortment of hilarious silliness. Welcome to THE TIM VINE BUMPER BOOK OF SILLINESS. Put your 3D glasses on now. And then remove them because they won't make any difference. This is a bit like an annual. Annual love it. It's filled with silly jokes, daft quizzes, zany pictures and other silly stuff too. We live in a very serious world but now and again it's good to forget about that and say things like 'lozenge waffle' or 'giraffe sprocket'. Ideally to a stranger.
Download or read book The Bolds written by Julian Clary and published by Carolrhoda Books ®. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Bold family seems fairly normal: they live in a nice house, the parents have good jobs, and they all love to have fun. One slight difference: they're hyenas. That's right—they're covered in fur, have tails tucked into their clothes, and really, really like to laugh. For years, the Bolds have kept their true identities under wraps. But now the neighbors are getting suspicious, and the Bolds are getting homesick. During a trip to the local wildlife park, they meet an old hyena who is going to be put down, and the Bolds have to act fast to save him—without revealing their secret!
Download or read book Best Kids Christmas Jokes Ever written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ho, ho, ho-larious jokes for kids! This entertaining holiday-themed joke collection will keep kids 6 and up laughing all season long. Curated by the editors at Highlights, Best Kids' Christmas Jokes Ever contains over 500 age-appropriate, hilarious jokes in a variety of types, like riddles, knock-knocks and more. What did the dog say to the Christmas tree? My bark is louder than yours! This humor collection features hundreds of clever jokes as well as hilarious black-and-white cartoons to round out the fun. These wholesome jokes will appeal to kids' sense of humor and are great for sharing at school, play dates or parties. With jokes about Santa, reindeer, Christmas carols and more, kids will amuse themselves—and their friends and family—with this jolly joke book. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes and riddles boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
Download or read book Totally Amazing Christmas Jokes written by Konnectdkids Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-25 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★ Did you hear about the Snowman who was hit by a falling icicle...It knocked him out cold! ★ 501 Christmas jokes to either make you laugh out loud or groan out loud. Santa, Elves, Reindeer, Snowmen, and Gingerbread men are some of the Christmas Holiday icons that we deliver some punny jokes and one-liners in our christmas joke book for kids. The Totally Amazing Christmas jokes for kids book contains unique illustrations by our inhouse artist to add to the humor and the punchlines of these hilarious jokes for kids and adults to have a laugh over. Ideal as a Christmas gift, present or stocking stuffer. ⚠ Whats inside ⚠ - 501 Christmas Holiday hilarious and silly jokes. - Christmas illustrations drawn by our own Konnectd Kids artist. - 110 pages packed full of jokes and illustrations. - Glossy cover in its full-color glory. - Bonus FREE Konnectd Kids books to download. ♥ Perfect Christmas gifts for the Holiday Lover ♥ What better gift to get for the kids for Christmas! Our Christmas joke book is great for kids of all ages and even adults get a buzz from side-splitting funny jokes, even the really silly ones! Deliver the fun of Christmas! After the year we have had, we all know that kids could do with some fun and laughter in their lives. So join the Snowmen, Elves Reindeer and even Santa by adding this book for your children's Christmas stockings today! Scroll up and click add to cart. Merry Christmas
Download or read book Harry Hill s Bumper Book of Bloopers written by Harry Hill and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2011-10-20 with total page 341 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another treat for Harry Hill fans! Britain's favourite comedian, Harry Hill, loves it when people make silly mistakes. So much that he has put together a rib-tickling book of howlers, wacky stories and bloopers for all the family. The Bumper Book of Bloopers contains Harry's favourite goofs picked from the world's daftest newspapers and magazines - and believe it or not every single one of them is a genuine boob!
