Download or read book A Book for a Dickhead written by Adam Stevenson and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-17 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is an ideal novelty gift for the dickhead in your life. Contains inspirational quotes to remind them that they are a dickhead.
Download or read book How to Be a Proper Dick Head written by Robert Randles and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-12 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you have ever strived to be a dickhead, then this is the ultimate guide.We will instruct you on the intricacies of being a nob job. How can you strive to become a better or more complete 'dick head'. This book is a testimony to the fine art of being the ultimate 'dick head'.Some dickheads are just stupid, but some are real dickheads. There are lots of ways to be better at it.So fasten your belts, and prepare to master the 'dickheadness' of your inner dickhead.
Download or read book Are You a Dickhead written by Fred Mogura and published by . This book was released on 2017-03-11 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book, Are You A Dickhead?, asks the reader 100 simple questions and provides the reader with a choice of 5 circle the letter style simple answers. By answering all of the questions, the reader can create a DH Score. This enables the reader to determine whether he or she is:* A Dickhead.* Close to being a Dickhead, and if so, how close to becoming an indisputable Dickhead.* Isn't a Dickhead.Are You A Dickhead? takes a humorous but also educational look at manners and lack of manners. It looks at things that people do and don't do in Public, when Getting Around, in Relationships, and in their Brain that make them Dickheads.
Download or read book How Not to Be a Dick written by Meghan Doherty and published by Zest Books ™. This book was released on 2019-08-01 with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On the one hand, nobody wants to be a dick. On the other hand, dicks are everywhere! They cut in line, talk behind our backs, recline into our seats, and even have the power to morph into trolls online. Their powers are impressive, but with a little foresight and thoughtfulness, we can take a stand against dickishness today. How Not to Be a Dick is packed with honest and straightforward advice, but it also includes playful illustrations showing two well-meaning (but not always well behaved) young people as they confront moments of potential dickishness in their everyday lives. Sometimes they falter, sometimes they triumph, but they always seek to find a better way. And with their help, you can too. Just see the agreement at the beginning of the book: I pledge to use the tools and techniques provided in this book to help make the world a less dickish place. "Doherty fires absurd twenty-first-century zingers that happen to be really, really, really funny."—starred, Booklist
Download or read book DICKHEAD Swear Word Coloring Books written by Purple Kush and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-08 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a hilarious hen party gift, white elephant gift, or funny gag birthday present? Then Look no further than this so rude DICKHEAD coloring book for adults! This has hyper details hand drawing 25 sweary word pages that is totally obnoxious, but also hilarious in designs to help you color away any stress you may have. These are featured all ridiculously rude words you can think of from Cunt to Fuck, also rare words you may not think of like Beef curtain or Blue Waffle! Fan of the curse, offensive and swear words, this coloring book is a must-have for your collection! Product Details Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Perfect for all coloring mediums Large format 8.5"x11.0" (22x28cm) pages This swearing coloring book for adults is absolutely perfect for chilling and relaxing at-home activity for open-minded people. It is a great for adults who like coloring books with hysterically awful content. SCROLL UP AND GRAB YOUR BOOK TODAY!
Download or read book Philip K Dick is Dead Alas written by Michael Bishop and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 1994 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Science fiction-roman.
Download or read book How to Not Be a Dick written by Brother and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 527 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this full-color, illustrated guide, the wildly popular lifestyle brand Brother offers the definitive handbook to navigating life and becoming a somewhat respectable human being Life can be complicated. From the classroom to the bedroom, the office to the DM, we could all use a little guidance—young guys especially. No one actually wants to be dick, but from time to time, everyone is. How do we know? Because we at Brother have spent years studying dickishness in all its forms, and we’re finally ready to present our findings, including: -The terrible people you should avoid at all costs -How to make more money (without working all that hard) -The dos and don'ts of sex -How to not be a dick at the gym -Acceptable coping mechanisms for adults -How to get your sh*t together in 10 steps And so much more. Don’t worry, there are plenty of illustrations, too.
Download or read book The Exegesis of Philip K Dick written by Philip K. Dick and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2011-11-07 with total page 1003 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A great and calamitous sequence of arguments with the universe: poignant, terrifying, ludicrous, and brilliant. The Exegesis is the sort of book associated with legends and madmen, but Dick wasn't a legend and he wasn't mad. He lived among us, and was a genius."-Jonathan Lethem Based on thousands of pages of typed and handwritten notes, journal entries, letters, and story sketches, The Exegesis of Philip K. Dick is the magnificent and imaginative final work of an author who dedicated his life to questioning the nature of reality and perception, the malleability of space and time, and the relationship between the human and the divine. Edited and introduced by Pamela Jackson and Jonathan Lethem, this will be the definitive presentation of Dick's brilliant, and epic, final work. In The Exegesis, Dick documents his eight-year attempt to fathom what he called "2-3-74," a postmodern visionary experience of the entire universe "transformed into information." In entries that sometimes ran to hundreds of pages, Dick tried to write his way into the heart of a cosmic mystery that tested his powers of imagination and invention to the limit, adding to, revising, and discarding theory after theory, mixing in dreams and visionary experiences as they occurred, and pulling it all together in three late novels known as the VALIS trilogy. In this abridgment, Jackson and Lethem serve as guides, taking the reader through the Exegesis and establishing connections with moments in Dick's life and work.
Download or read book Don t Be A Dick written by Mark B. Borg and published by Central Recovery Press. This book was released on 2019-11-19 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The single book therapists everywhere will recommend to all of their patients, because at some point or another, we all behave like dicks. Why this book? Because you might be a dick: a mean-spirited, self-focused individual who thinks and acts as though everyone else in the world can only be understood—and whose only importance is defined—in terms of their relationship to you. Being a dick might feel powerful in the short term, but it is not helping you in the long term because this flawed character trait is exactly what’s keeping you from attaining what you may want most: personal fulfillment, satisfying work, a loving committed relationship, and lifelong friendships. Anyone, at any time, can be a dick. Yet Don’t Be a Dick is especially for people who have noticed how their own behavior tends to backfire, leaving them feeling isolated and unsure why their seemingly justified actions consistently yield such poor results. If you’re constantly using the refrain, It’s not me, it’s them whenever something goes wrong, Mark Borg is here to tell you that it is, in fact, you. The good news is there is something you can do to reverse these behaviors and live a happier, more fulfilling life.
Download or read book How to Build an Android written by David F. Dufty and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 286 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The stranger-than-fiction story of the ingenious creation and loss of an artificially intelligent android of science-fiction writer Philip K. Dick. Readers get a fascinating inside look at the scientists and technology that made this amazing android possible.
Download or read book Moby Dickhead Or the White Zombie Whale written by Kelly Jameson and published by Createspace Independent Pub. This book was released on 2012-09-01 with total page 714 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EXHILARATING! A PARODY OF GINORMOUS PROPORTIONS! Moby Dick: or, the White Whale, was written by Herman Melville in 1851. Now considered a great American novel, it's ripe for zombification. The adventures of Fishpail aboard the randy sailing vessel P-God, commanded by a fellow called Captain Ascab, are heretofore set down as never before as the crew chases the big, fat, stinky, blubbery, white zombie whale that bit off Ascab's leg-and still hungers for his brain. Ascab is bent on revenge. Even zombie hermit crabs, undead sharks, too much Spaghetto, a sea of bad puns, foul language, and urbandictionary.com slang, cruel fart jokes, exploding gallbladders, cannibals, and parking tickets will not deter him. He will find Moby Dickhead and destroy him, because Moby Dickhead's a really big, undead dickhead. So quit your blubbering and read this classic tale. You know you've had it on your chum bucket list forever. So just do it. Now. Rated T.I., for Totally Immature
Download or read book Diary of a Dickhead written by Edmund Wells and published by . This book was released on 2014-07-25 with total page 278 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most ordinary life can be compelling when you are a miserable sod with a bizarre world view. Especially when you have close brushes with some of the most impactful global events of the last few decades. This collection of diary entries is both delightful and perplexing as we see the world of the author from birth to death as he unwittingly offends, ponders and attempts to make sense of the idiots that surround him.At moments he is unwittingly sweet as his journey into adulthood sees his high aspirations falling short and he begins to learn to appreciate what he has rather than long for what he desires.This secret account of the author's inner-most thoughts becomes living proof that even a dickhead can be loveable.
Download or read book Hit and Run written by Nancy Griffin and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-01-12 with total page 500 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hit and Run tells the improbable and often hilarious story of how two Hollywood film packagers went on a campaign to reinvent themselves as studio executives -- at Sony's expense. Veteran reporters Nancy Griffin and Kim Masters chronicle the rise of Jon Peters, a former hairdresser, seventh-grade dropout, and juvenile delinquent, and his soulless soul mate, Peter Guber -- and all the sex, drugs, and fistfights along the way. It is the story of the ultimate Hollywood con job and the standard by which every subsequent business blunder has been measured. Hit and Run delivers rock-solid business reporting liberally laced with inside gossip and outrageous scandal -- plus a new afterword bringing us up to date on the latest fallout from the Guber-Peters legacy.
Download or read book Don t Be a Dick Manager written by James Monroe and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-20 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Take a successful employee, promote them into management but give them no management training and there's a very good chance you'll create a defensive, insecure, unsuccessful, dick manager. Here is the management training you never got! This honest, straightforward guide reveals the things nobody talks about-knowledge that only comes from real-world experience in the management trenches. It will change the way you look at yourself, your job and your career and it will enable you to be a successful leader and mentor. Most importantly, it will help you avoid becoming a dick manager (or, if it's too late, to reform) so you can enjoy the personal and financial rewards of being a great manager. Discover the power of the Laws of Management and understand the personal characteristics you must have to excel as a manager. Learn how to deal with non-communicative, mean, micromanaging, bully bosses, and how to figure out when it's time for you to leave an impossible situation. Find out how to deal with ambitious employees and how to turn around hostile, jaded ones. And be warned about the one type of employee who must go, no matter what. Filled with anecdotes from more than 20 years of management experience, this book takes a frank look at the author's mistakes and triumphs, his great bosses and his dick managers and the lessons learned from all of them.
Download or read book I Won t Be Coming Into Work Today Because You re All Dickheads written by David Thorne and published by . This book was released on 2017-12-05 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of essays and emails by New York Times bestselling author David Thorne.
Download or read book Do You Ever Look at Someone and Think Dickhead written by Jff Book Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-12 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect gift for boss or coworker. Secret Santa gift ideas, 6"X9" blanke lined journal 119 wide rule sturdy paper. Order Today!!!
Download or read book Losing the Head of Philip K Dick written by David Dufty and published by One World (UK). This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: David Dufty brings to light the incredible events surrounding the creation of the android replica and its disappearance. Along the way, he explores how the science fiction of artificial intelligence will soon meet the very real future.
