Download or read book 999 Dad Jokes written by Nina Riddle and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 999 cheesy dad jokes.The expanded edition of Nina Riddle's bestselling 500 Dad JokesA great Father's Day, birthday, or Christmas gift.FIVE STAR Reviews for Nina Riddle's Dad Joke series: "Bought for my dad as a Christmas present, he loves it the jokes are hysterical!""Exactly what I expected and came in time.""Great one liners easy clean jokes."Order now!
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by and published by Devela Publishing. This book was released on 2020-05-14 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 300 family-friendly jokes to make your dad's day. He'll love these terrible rib-ticklers - specially selected by a panel of the funniest fathers.
Download or read book 1000 Dad Jokes The Dreadfully Good Joke Book for Dads and Their Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback.**
Download or read book 999 Super Silly Awesomely Hilarious Funny Bone Tickling Jokes for Kids written by Compiled by Compiled by Barbour Staff and published by Barbour Books. This book was released on 2018-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compiled and edited by kids for kids, 999 Super Silly, Awesomely Hilarious, Funny Bone-Tickling Jokes for Kids promises hours of good, wholesome entertainment for the whole family!
Download or read book The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
Download or read book Super Silly Jokes for Kids written by Vicki Whiting and published by Fox Chapel Publishing. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than two hundred jokes for children about everything from dinosaurs to aliens, accompanied by hilarious color illustrations! Do you know how many tickles it takes to tickle an octopus? Tentacles! From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this hysterical book chock full of jokes, riddles, and puns. Kids will enjoy flipping through these pages and learning over two hundred jokes they’ve never heard before and can’t wait to tell. Featuring jokes about pirates, dinosaurs, mermaids, monsters, robots, aliens, animals, and so much more, this book provides hours of fun for young jokesters and anyone else who loves to laugh! This is a fixed-format ebook, which preserves the design and layout of the original print book
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-09-01 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes: the good, the bad, and the terrible, a perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike! With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, and all the fathers-to-be, this is the ideal funny gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember—you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. Great for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more! These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road.
Download or read book Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and published by Portico. This book was released on 2015-06-04 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happened to the man with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove. You can’t keep a good Dad joke down. At the Sunday lunch table, down the pub, at the workplace, dads all over the nation are still churning out the lamest, most pathetic jokes you’ve ever heard. And we’ve gathered them all in this book. Back by popular demand, Extremely Embarrassing Dad Jokes is an all-new collection of Dad joke favourites. With 1000 rib-tickling jokes for every occasion, this book makes it easier than ever to have a laugh – or, more likely, a groan – with Dad. Who drives round the West Country in a camper van? Tess of the Dormobiles. What do angry mice send one another in winter? Cross-mouse cards. Word count: 30,000
Download or read book Dad Jokes Pocket Sized written by Stanley Singer and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-04 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 jokes packed into the perfect compact size. Get this funny gift for Dad or anybody who enjoys tormenting other people with bad dad jokes. This family-friendly book of dad jokes is sure to get people laughing and groaning right away. Because its great pocket-size, it's perfect to take anywhere you might need a laugh. Perfect 4x6" size High-quality, glossy cover Large print Get this book today. Makes a great gift for dad for Father's Day, birthdays or Christmas.
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Download or read book Dentist Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-03 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have lots of fun and laughter with this hilarious dentists joke book. Dentists, dental nurses, dental receptionists and others will enjoy this collection of funny jokes for dentists. You will simply be rolling on the floor with laughter with some of the gags. This book is brand new in February 2019, and it would make a great gift for any dentist you know who enjoys a laugh. Inside you will find many quality jokes, many cheesy jokes and many stories to make you laugh out loud. Brace yourself and buy it now!
Download or read book Dad Jokes The Cheesy Edition written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2020-09-03 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE THIRD COLLECTION FROM THE INSTAGRAM SENSATION @DADSAYSJOKES The most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes, returns with another collection of hilariously cringe-inducing gags for you to share with friends and family. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Dad jokes network on Instagram, Facebook and Twitter, with more than 8 million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking influencer, started his career at the tender age of 14 when he created his original platform, Football.Newz. He has since added another fourteen platforms, including @PubityPets and monster meme Instagram page @Pubity with over 40 million followers. This is his third book. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Dad Jokes: The Cheesy Edition was a Sunday Times Bestseller in the week commencing 11 June 2023.
Download or read book 150 Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes written by Bim Bam Bom Funny Joke Books and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-25 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Perfect Christmas 2019 Gift: Make Your Family or Friends Laugh With These Hilarious Jokes About Yo Mama! Yo momma is so fat...when she did a push-up, planet Earth went down! These yo momma jokes are terrible. Terribly funny! This collection of Yo Mama jokes will have everyone rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Copy Of '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes': In this book, you will find: 150+ Super Funny Yo Momma Jokes 35+ Silly Illustrations All in color! Sample Jokes: Yo momma is so fat...when she fell in love she broke it! Yo momma is so ugly...when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application! Yo momma is so stupid...when I said, "Drinks are on the house," she got a ladder! Buy '150+ Ridiculously Funny Yo Mama Jokes', and you will get access to all the other jokes. So, are you ready for the funniest Yo Momma jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Download or read book Grandpa Jokes written by Grampa Grumpy Gifts and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-17 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why Grandpa Jokes Are Better Than Dad Jokes? Well, because grandpa knows every thing! This is the perfect gift for grandfather who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! Clean family jokes The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Perfect Funny Novelty Gift For Grandpa's Birthday, Father's day, Christmas, Valentine's Day or Any Regular Day To Make Grandpa Smile!
