Download or read book 365 Dad Jokes Vol 2 written by Daniel Williams and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-01-03 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the family, especially dad, belly laughing throughout 2020 Don't you love those corny, cringe-worthy, predictable jokes that are told by Dads? Neither do we, but we must admit those efforts to make use laugh can be looked back with fondness. We have 365 of these, one for each day of the year. Included in this book is: Classic short and funny one-liners dad jokes Some of the funniest Birthday dad jokes Clean and simple dad jokes that are a perfect gift for grandpas, dads, brothers and uncles Hilarious dad jokes that are family friendly Jokes included: Did you hear about the joke I told in the elevator the other day? It was funny on so many levels. If I use my laptop to shop online for another laptop, is that like me forcing it to dig its own grave? Did you hear about what happened to that Italian chef? He pasta way. Did you know that there are fish with two knees? They are called two-knee fish. Now what are you waiting for? Scroll up and click the BUY button

Download or read book Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes written by Spiffy McChappy and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-23 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for any Dad who loves telling jokes and making everyone laugh! (cough cough) A fantastic novelty gift for Fathers day, Birthdays & Christmas. Clean family friendly jokes. The first page has space for you to write a special message, an ideal alternative to a card. Please note this book is not a joke book about Dads. It is a joke book full of Dad jokes. A Dad joke can best be described as an embarrassingly bad joke. Often demonstrated during special occasions & makes the family wince. This book will be a jolly old laugh for your old chap, but not so much for you. Please also note: No refunds will be given due to any embarrassment this book will cause you or if your eyes get sore from constant eye rolls.

Download or read book 365 Funny Facts For Your Unfunny Father Vol 2 written by Andrew Rose and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2019-05-15 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is another collection of funny facts that your dad can quote instead of telling his tired old dad jokes!!

Download or read book All New Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-09-05 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES hr All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.

Download or read book World s Greatest Dad Jokes Vol 2 written by Abigail F. Brown and published by Cider Mill Press. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. Be the stand-up comedian of the century with 200 new and improved dad jokes for any occasion. This compact compendium of cheesy jokes is the perfect size for carrying with you for all your split-second bad joke needs. Never get stuck telling the same corny joke twice with this easy-to-use reference book to all things funny and punny. Whether you’re shopping for world’s Greatest Dads or a Faux Pa joker, World’s Greatest Dad Jokes Volume 2 is perfect for anyone who appreciates a well-placed pun.

Download or read book The Worst Poetry Book Ever written by Lily Luverton and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book will leave you in silence. Whether it be from tears of laughter or from a single recurring thought: "WTF did I just read?", The Worst Poetry Book Ever, is quite literally the worst poetry book ever. I hope you like it! Or hate it!

Download or read book Laugh Attack written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2016-03-01 with total page 350 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the joke experts at Highlights, here is the biggest and best joke book for kids ever—jam-packed with more than 1,000 jokes! This 352-page super-sized collection is filled with family-friendly, wholesome, and fun jokes for kids to share with friends, grandparents, and anyone who needs a laugh. With riddles, knock-knocks, tongue twisters, and cartoons, this book will keep kids giggling and grinning, as well as laughing and learning, for hours. This is the perfect gift or stocking stuffer for any kid!

Download or read book The Complete Dad Joke Book written by David C. Davis and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Father's Day 2021 is right around the corner - snag this funny gift with 1001 Jokes for your beloved father, your family and have a Tik Tok dad joke "don't laugh" challenge with your best friends. This Dad Jokes Book includes: l Jokes Galore―The pages are packed with 1001 of wonderfully lame jokes, including pitifully corny puns, knee-slappin' knock-knocks, mic drop one-liners, and so much more. Includes knee-slappers like: ―Why don't eggs tell jokes? ―They'd crack each other up. l Giftable Fun―A collection of clean dad jokes make this the perfect present for any dad or dude. l Young and Old Safe―Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages. Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!! Put a smile on your Dads face.

Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!

Download or read book Funny Jokes For Funny Kids Dr Meme Kid s Joke Book Ages 5 12 written by Meme and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-09-15 with total page 220 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Jokes For Funny Kids Gift Set. Order The Paperback Version & Receive the Ebook Version for Free Vol 1 & 2 Combined Finally the Dr. Meme series continues. Hundreds of Dad jokes, tummy busters, and riddles for hours of entertainment. Custom illustrations for added visual stimulation. Lets not forget, only the cheesiest jokes are suited for the Dr. Meme series. Dr. Meme is Back! Dive into the fun and don't miss out on this popular edition of Funny Jokes for Funny Kids. Custom Illustrations Original Dr. Meme Jokes Over 250+ Tummy Busters! Enhanced reading book suitable for ages 5-12 And much much more! Simply click the ADD TO CART button at the top right of the screen.

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Lonalife Punchline and published by . This book was released on 2019-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On Sale Now $7.97 (Regular Price $12.99) The BEST gift for Dad this Father's Day and to those Dad who loves telling JOKES and making everyone LAUGH! This wonderful book is the perfect way to treat the special dad in your life in a simple and thoughtful way! Suitable for Father's Day, birthdays, or just because... Included in Your Dad Joke Book: Dad Jokes: 101 hilarious joke from dad that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Hours of Fun: Spread the joy and get the whole family and friends laughing with these dad silly jokes! 8.5 x 11 Inch: Large print makes it easy to read for all ages. High-quality paper: Bright white paper with a clean modern design. This Dad Joke Book is sure to have you giggling! Plus, your dad will appreciate that you spent the time to make him a loving gift! A simple gift that will bring a big smile and earn you some high five from your dad or grandpa. This book will keep you and your loved ones connected forever. A gift that is truly unique and unforgettable! Dad is sure going to LOVE this. A meaningful way to express your love in refreshingly non-materialistic ways. Let this journal unearth the power of both your love and discover a great bond together while laughing! It's time to give dad (or grandpa) the best gift yet. Order now!

Download or read book Truly Tasteless Jokes written by Blanche Knott and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1985-05-12 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The original is back. TRULY TASTELESS JOKES took America by storm and made it laugh at itself. It's all in here, disgusting, repulsive, cruel, and just plain tasteless jokes and stories that will make you smile, laugh, or groan--and love every minute of it.

Download or read book The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 written by Carole P Roman and published by Rockridge Press. This book was released on 2020-08-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 800+ More silly jokes for kids to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2--the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend--or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore--Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images--LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!--In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

Download or read book 150 Dad Jokes written by Hayden Fox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-06-07 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What do you call your dad if he freezes? POPsicle! 150 Hilarious and Clean Dad Jokes that will keep kids laughing for hours on end! A Must-have for Father's Day either to read to your dad or to have him read it! Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some laughs and groans! **Get the Kindle edition for FREE when you buy the paperback**

Download or read book Lost in a Good Book written by Jasper Fforde and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-02-24 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The second installment in Jasper Fforde’s New York Times bestselling series follows literary detective Thursday Next on another adventure in her alternate reality of literature-obsessed England—from the author of The Constant Rabbit The inventive, exuberant, and totally original literary fun that began with The Eyre Affair continues with New York Times bestselling author Jasper Fforde’s magnificent second adventure starring the resourceful, fearless literary sleuth Thursday Next. When Landen, the love of her life, is eradicated by the corrupt multinational Goliath Corporation, Thursday must moonlight as a Prose Resource Operative of Jurisfiction—the police force inside the BookWorld. She is apprenticed to the man-hating Miss Havisham from Dickens’s Great Expectations, who grudgingly shows Thursday the ropes. And she gains just enough skill to get herself in a real mess entering the pages of Poe’s “The Raven.” What she really wants is to get Landen back. But this latest mission is not without further complications. Along with jumping into the works of Kafka and Austen, and even Beatrix Potter’s The Tale of the Flopsy Bunnies, Thursday finds herself the target of a series of potentially lethal coincidences, the authenticator of a newly discovered play by the Bard himself, and the only one who can prevent an unidentifiable pink sludge from engulfing all life on Earth. It’s another genre-bending blend of crime fiction, fantasy, and top-drawer literary entertainment for fans of Douglas Adams and P. G. Wodehouse. Thursday’s zany investigations continue with The Well of Lost Plots.

Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and published by Cassell. This book was released on 2019-05-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of the very best jokes from the hilarious Instagram account @dadsaysjokes - so bad they're good. From the most-followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @dadsaysjokes, comes a collection of hilariously cheesy jokes that will leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. This is the perfect gift for dads who want to expand their repertoire and anyone who fancies reminiscing about a childhood full of these no-nonsense 'bad' puns. Here are a couple of tasters: Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? A: Because they lactose. Q: Are you today's date? A: Cuz you're 10/10.

Download or read book The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Jeremy Brown and published by Media Lab Books. This book was released on 2021-04-13 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From giving as good as he got at the Harvard Lampoon to his comedic work in such films and TV shows as Donovan’s Reef, North to Alaska, Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In, I Love Lucy, Dean Martin Celebrity Roast and The Red Skelton Hour, John Wayne was never shy about exhibiting his wry, knowing sense of humor. It’s this facet of Duke that The Official John Wayne Big Book of Dad Jokes captures. A father of six children himself, Duke was no stranger to making kids crack up (or at least trying to). This book presents those stories of Duke as practical joker as well as willing victim, embedded within more than 400 clever, yet dreadful jokes, stories, riddles and puns, perfect for family members of every age. Some of the jokes are Duke- and Western-themed, but most are simply good, original Dad jokes: some good, some bad, some awful, but all funny. Readers will also find inside nearly three dozen fun photos of Duke exhibiting his good humor for all to see, laughing with his kids or fellow actors on set and behind the scenes, making this book a treasure for fans and fathers alike.