Download or read book 18 Years of Being a Bitch written by Coloring Crew and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-24 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny 18th Birthday gifts for girls?Funny and cheap gift ideas for girls on their 18th Birthday are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this sweary coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who is turning 18, maybe you're looking for 18th birthday gifts for girls from best friend or brother, and are looking for funny gifts for teens then you have come to the right place. Not only is this snarky adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilariously insulting and hysterical laughter inducing vulgar quotes in this offensive gift idea are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite 18 year old's face! We created this series of books for anyone searching for 18th birthday gifts for her but this book could equally work great as funny 18th birthday party supplies and games if you hand the pages out to your party guests! Or if you're feeling generous then they also make great 18th birthday party favors! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for 18 year old girls, so we hope we have made life easier for you with this cheeky, rude and slightly offensive coloring book for adults!

Download or read book The Seven Year Bitch written by Jennifer Belle and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2011-05-03 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the bestselling author of High Maintenance and Going Down comes a witty, heartfelt comic novel about marriage, motherhood, and discovering that the life you have is exactly the one you want. What’s a fabulous New York City girl supposed to do when she finds herself fantasizing about the Grim Reaper more than she fantasizes about her husband? When she can’t help but give him the finger on the set of Sesame Street? And when she doesn’t exactly hope for a safe landing when he goes away on business? No, ex-hedge fund manager and new mom Isolde Brilliant hasn’t got the seven year itch—taking care of her baby and husband and having a growing suspicion that she’s living life in captivity has turned her into a seven year bitch. That’s New York author Jennifer Belle’s deliciously provocative phrase for the boredom, anger, and hurt that can creep into even the best of marriages—and affect even the most saintly of wives. In the tradition of Jennifer Weiner and Meg Wolitzer, Belle delivers a dead-on, raw and hilarious novel about motherhood and marriage and discovering the life you have is exactly the one you wanted.

Download or read book Happy Fucking 18th Birthday Bitch Better Than a Birthday Card Say Happy Birthday with Sass by Giving Her This Funny Birthday Book with 105 Lined Pag written by Level Up Designs and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-22 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search Level Up Designs books and check out some of our other fun birthday books!

Download or read book Awkward Bitch written by Marlo Donato Parmelee and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-07-07 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This fast paced book tells the comically raw and honest story of Mario, a vivacious fashionista, who transform into the fabulous "awkward hitch" right before the eyes of everyone she knows. Marlo moved from New York to London to make it in the music business, aided by the money made at her day job as a luxury retail manager. Her plans are bamoozled when she starts to lose her eyesight after only a month of living in her dream city! Through a series of roller coaster events taking her to Paris, Miami, London, and New York, she is diagnosed with multiple sclerosis, the most common disabling neurogical disease affecting young adults today.

Download or read book Secret written by Evonne Swingler and published by America Star Books. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 213 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "February 17th, on the cold north side of Minneapolis, eight year old Secret McKay Adams loses the lives of both of her parents on her eighth birthday. In and out of foster homes, she struggles to find a place she can call home. When she finally settles in with Karen, whom isn't able to have any children of her own, and the woman's deceased sisters daughter Delilah, whom Secret becomes really close to, Secret is convinced that she has found her home. Everything is going good until Karen's younger brother Kristian comes to live with them. As Secret begins to develop into a beautiful and nicely filled out young woman, Kristian's sexual attraction for her becomes out of hand. She is betrayed by him as he constantly rapes her and dares her to tell anyone because he has threatened to kill her if she does. Scared to death to tell anyone because of what he might do, or who might not believe her, this becomes the biggest secret that she has ever had to endure, which drives her apart from the closest person to her, Delilah. Secret meets an older guy who is in love with her and moves in with him. Now that she is away from her rapist uncle, she feels as if she doesn't have to deal with that part of her life anymore. Secret and her new boyfriend's relationship eventually goes downhill and she decides to turn to stripping to make a living for herself. In this new world of money, sex, and naked women, Secret struggles to not get too caught up in it. Even though she's not one for all the drama, she just cant seem to keep it out of her way. Now, as Secret tries to fend for herself and move on with her life, will she be able to keep her past in the past and her secret a secret as old things she never knew from her past begin to slowly reveal in her present?"

Download or read book Cunchabunts written by Marc Grayston and published by Marc Grayston. This book was released on 2019-08-14 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of angry and sometimes humorous blogs whist commuting or trying to deal with real life.

Download or read book The Baddest Bitch in the Room written by Sophia Chang and published by Catapult. This book was released on 2020-09-08 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first Asian woman in hip-hop, Sophia Chang shares the inspiring story of her career in the music business, working with such acts as The Wu-Tang Clan and A Tribe Called Quest, her path to becoming an entrepreneur, and her candid accounts of marriage, motherhood, aging, desire, marginalization, and martial arts. Fearless and unpredictable, Sophia Chang prevailed in a male-dominated music industry to manage the biggest names in hip-hop and R&B. The daughter of Korean immigrants in predominantly white suburban Vancouver, Chang left for New York City, and soon became a powerful voice in music boardrooms at such record companies as Atlantic, Jive, and Universal Music Group. As an A&R rep, Chang met a Staten Island rapper named Prince Rakeem, now known as the RZA, founder of the Wu-Tang Clan, the most revered and influential rap group in hip-hop history. That union would send her on a transformational odyssey, leading her to a Shaolin monk who would become her partner, an enduring kung fu practice, two children, and a reckoning with what type woman she ultimately wanted to be. For decades, Chang helped remarkably talented men tell their stories. Now, with The Baddest Bitch In The Room, she is ready to tell her own story of marriage, motherhood, aging, desire, marginalization, and martial arts. This is an inspirational debut memoir by a woman of color who has had the audacity to be bold in the pursuit of her passions, despite what anyone—family, society, the dominant culture—have prescribed.

Download or read book Midnight Cafe written by Kyle Levine and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Midnight Café: A Novel Screenplay - An esoteric exploration into the contemporary life and culture of urban youth. Comedy, Punk Rock, Skate, Video Games, Science Fiction, Movies. Comedy 226 Pages.

Download or read book The Dog Fancier written by Eugene Glass and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 654 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book I m Not 30 I m 18 with 12 Years Experience of Being a Bitch written by Cranky Creative Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-25 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stand out from everyone else with this funny journal notebook cover! The perfect birthday gift for that sarcastic person in your life. This is a blank lined journal with the following features: Interior: First page is a blank sketch page for writing a personal note if giving this journal as a gift, or else write the owner's name and year. Interior left-hand page is half-blank/half-lined to allow space to sketch and doodle - great for long meetings or daydreaming. Each right-hand fully-lined page has a space at the top for the date. Last page is dot-grid for writing any important information such as contact numbers or emails. Format: Wide ruled, lined paper 6" x 9" (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm) - Approximately A5 110 sheets (55 pages, front and back) White paper Paperback, soft-cover with matte finish Click on our brand name to see our selection of products and gifts.

Download or read book How to Be a Difficult Bitch written by Halley Bondy and published by Zest Books TM. This book was released on 2022-04-05 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the past, being a "difficult bitch" was bad. Girls weren't supposed to call people out for their BS, stand up for themselves, or do their own thing......not anymore! This book embraces the insult with irreverent humor, encouraging readers to be themselves no matter what, including an exploration of the ways this phrase can be interpreted differently among people of different backgrounds. Being a powerhouse is a choice. It's a lifestyle. It's a code of ethics. It takes work, a thick skin, and perseverance. In this book, you'll learn the ins and outs of being a Difficult Bitch, from school to friends to body to life.

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Download or read book Moody Bitches written by Julie Holland and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-03-03 with total page 434 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A groundbreaking guide for women of all ages that shows their natural moodiness is a strength, not a weakness As women, we learn from an early age that our moods are a problem, an annoyance to be stuffed away. But our bodies are wiser than we imagine. Moods are a finely tuned feedback system that allows us to be more empathic, intuitive, and aware of our own capabilities. If we deny our emotionality, we deny the breadth of our talents. Yet millions of American women are medicating away their emotions with psychiatric drugs whose effects are more far-reaching than most of us realize. And even if we don’t pop a pill, women everywhere are numbing their emotions with food, alcohol, and a host of addictive behaviors that deny the wisdom of our bodies and keep us from addressing the real issues we face. Psychiatrist Julie Holland knows there is a better way. In Moody Bitches, she shares insider information about the drugs we’re being offered and the direct link between food and mood, and she offers practical advice on sex, exercise, and sleep strategies, as well as some surprisingly effective natural therapies. In the tradition of Our Bodies, Our Selves, this groundbreaking guide will forge a much needed new path in women’s health—and offer women invaluable information on how to live better, and be more balanced, at every stage of life.

Download or read book Confessions of a Prairie Bitch written by Alison Arngrim and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2010-06-15 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Confessions of a Prairie Bitch is Alison Arngrim’s comic memoir of growing up as one of television’s most memorable characters—the devious Nellie Oleson on the hit television show Little House on the Prairie. With behind-the-scenes stories from the set, as well as tales from her bohemian upbringing in West Hollywood and her headline-making advocacy work on behalf of HIV awareness and abused children, Confessions of a Prairie Bitch is a must for fans of everything Little House: the classic television series and its many stars like Michael Landon and Melissa Gilbert; Gilbert’s bestselling memoir Prairie Tale... and, of course, the beloved series of books by Laura Ingalls Wilder that started it all.

Download or read book Happy Fucking 18th Birthday Bitch written by Karlon Douglas and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This book is the perfect birthday gift! It's fun, unique and sure to put a smile on their face. Great for a friend, loved one, or acquaintance, it will remind them of that special birthday for years to come. This book which can be used as a journal, diary, or notebook features: 105 lined pages SPACIOUS lines for plenty of room to write. QUALITY paper A book size of 8 1/2" x 11" which means more COMFORTABLE writing. A cover design that is PERFECT for your special someone! Click on our name above or search "Level Up Designs Happy Birthday Books" and check out some of our other fun birthday books such as address books, password organizers, sketchbooks and more!

Download or read book I m Not 50 I m 18 with 32 Years Experience of Being a Bitch written by Cranky Creative Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-07-23 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stand out from everyone else with this funny journal notebook cover! The perfect birthday gift for that sarcastic person in your life. This is a blank lined journal with the following features: Interior: First page is a blank sketch page for writing a personal note if giving this journal as a gift, or else write the owner's name and year. Interior left-hand page is half-blank/half-lined to allow space to sketch and doodle - great for long meetings or daydreaming. Each right-hand fully-lined page has a space at the top for the date. Last page is dot-grid for writing any important information such as contact numbers or emails. Format: Wide ruled, lined paper 6" x 9" (15.24 cm x 22.86 cm) - Approximately A5 110 sheets (55 pages, front and back) White paper Paperback, soft-cover with matte finish Click on our brand name to see our selection of products and gifts.

Download or read book Soul Searching written by Christian Smith and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2009-04-13 with total page 357 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In innumerable discussions and activities dedicated to better understanding and helping teenagers, one aspect of teenage life is curiously overlooked. Very few such efforts pay serious attention to the role of religion and spirituality in the lives of American adolescents. But many teenagers are very involved in religion. Surveys reveal that 35% attend religious services weekly and another 15% attend at least monthly. 60% say that religious faith is important in their lives. 40% report that they pray daily. 25% say that they have been "born again." Teenagers feel good about the congregations they belong to. Some say that faith provides them with guidance and resources for knowing how to live well. What is going on in the religious and spiritual lives of American teenagers? What do they actually believe? What religious practices do they engage in? Do they expect to remain loyal to the faith of their parents? Or are they abandoning traditional religious institutions in search of a new, more authentic "spirituality"? This book attempts to answer these and related questions as definitively as possible. It reports the findings of The National Study of Youth and Religion, the largest and most detailed such study ever undertaken. The NYSR conducted a nationwide telephone survey of teens and significant caregivers, as well as nearly 300 in-depth face-to-face interviews with a sample of the population that was surveyed. The results show that religion and spirituality are indeed very significant in the lives of many American teenagers. Among many other discoveries, they find that teenagers are far more influenced by the religious beliefs and practices of their parents and caregivers than commonly thought. They refute the conventional wisdom that teens are "spiritual but not religious." And they confirm that greater religiosity is significantly associated with more positive adolescent life outcomes. This eagerly-awaited volume not only provides an unprecedented understanding of adolescent religion and spirituality but, because teenagers serve as bellwethers for possible future trends, it affords an important and distinctive window through which to observe and assess the current state and future direction of American religion as a whole.