Download or read book 1001 Cool Jokes written by Glen Singleton and published by hinkler. This book was released on 2013-06-01 with total page 10 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for some laughs? We have them! We have found 1001 of them and whacked them right here. Some are worth a giggle, there are a few that will raise a smile. There is a batch that will have you in stitches and another that will have you in tears. There's a special selection of jokes that will make you snort and a few that will make you smirk. This is a collection of the best jokes we could find around the world, so get into it and get your ribs tickling! Go on, buy the book, just for a laugh!

Download or read book 1001 Very Funny Jokes written by Sandy Ransford and published by Macmillan Children's Books. This book was released on 2004 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feel like tickling your funny bone? Got the urge to laugh? Then this book, packed with hilarious jokes, is perfect! Readers will be howling like hyenas when they dip into this! How can you find a really cool website? Put your computer in the fridge. Where does a two-ton monster sit when it goes to the cinema? Anywhere it likes!

Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!

Download or read book 1001 Dad Jokes Complete Edition written by M. C. Jepsen and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-07 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why are mountain ranges funny? Because they're hill areas. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. Garbage collectors don't need formal education to get hired. They pick it up as they go along. That awkward silence that left you longing for an awkward joke - make the moment less awkward. That one coworker that rattles off knee slappers with a breeze - now you can be her! It's your turn to give the jokers in your life (friends, dads, moms, uncles, aunts, siblings, spouses, neighbors) their own embarrassingly cringey eye roll. Maybe you need a chuckle. Or your friend does. Your friend definitely does. Yep, and your dad. Father's Day is coming up. Get them a copy! From groans to trombones we've collected, created, and curated the best dad jokes. 1001 of them to be exact (technically a lot more). And... edited for content! (One of our editors had a perfect score on the GMAT writing portion and creates content professionally got your eyes rolling already). We wanted a great dad joke book and read critical reviews and thought - why not make our own! We took notes, removed duplicates, and leaned on grammar sticklers. We also tried to tone down the religion/politics/drugs/sex stuff - but kept some edge (watch for uncle jokes book). Still not ready to buy? You don't want to commit. That's cool. Click on the author link by the title and check out our Express Edition for just a dollar/euro/pound. Or, check out all of the jokes in each of four sections for free with your Kindle Unlimited subscription! Wait, who are you again? So, yeah. Years ago, the genesis of the jokes... We didn't know, but a cascade of events would take us from devilishly charming unbridled singles to diaper changing, tantrum calming, homework assisting, bug killing dads (and moms). Somehow we got from cruising the late night bar/club/festival scene to towing babies/toddlers/kids to happy hours with our supportive partners before rushing home to crash (hopefully after the kids). Along the way, corny (successful!) pickup lines morphed into dad jokes as we picked up a few responsibilities, lost a little hair, and added a few pounds/kilos. Really, though, our jokes are for everyone. You don't have to be a dad (or mom) or even like kids (sometimes we don't!) to enjoy, obvs. We hope a bit of humour will brighten your days...

Download or read book 1001 Funny Jokes written by Subhash Kumar Choudhary and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-12-27 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains over nine hundred plus numbers of jokes which make you laugh at every moment. When you feel sad you can feel joy and happy by reading my jokes. Jokes make a person happy and tension free and laughing. By laughing a person keep yourself healthy because laughing is a very good exercise.

Download or read book The Best Joke Book Period written by William Donohue and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-11 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!

Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written No Joke written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!

Download or read book 1001 Funny Jokes written by Niraj Sharma and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-27 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains over thousand numbers of jokes which make you laugh at every moment. When you feel sad you can feel joy and happy by reading my jokes. Jokes make a peson happy and tension free and laughing. By laughing a person keep yourself healthy because laughing is a very good exercise.So keep healthy by laughing. Benefits of jokes:* Laughter relaxes the whole body* Laughter boosts the immune system* Laughter triggers the release of endorphins, the body's natural feel-good chemicals* Laughter protects the heart* Laughter burns calories* Laughter lightens anger's heavy load* Laughter may even help you to live longer.

Download or read book 1001 Kids Jokes written by Kay Barnham and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Download or read book 1001 Jokes Book written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-18 with total page 358 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This 1001 Jokes Book has over 300 pages full of funny jokes and puns. There are lots of categories to suit everyones humor. There will be lots of jokes for kids both boys, girls, men, women, fathers, mothers, grandparents and everyone inbetween as well. This big jokes book makes a perfect birthday present or bathroom reader and will give many hours of laughter to everyone. Now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. So get your Big Book of Funny Jokes and Puns For Children and Grown Ups today!

Download or read book 1001 Jokes written by Peter Eldin and published by . This book was released on 1999 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of gags, giggles, wisecracks and guffaws. From the best jokes to the worst, the gags in this joke book cover all the subjects dear to children's hearts - animals, school, food - and of course, include the timeless Knock Knock and What do you get if...? jokes.

Download or read book 1001 More Cool Jokes written by Barb Whiter and published by . This book was released on 2002 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Second collection of jokes for kids. Includes jokes about boys, sport, girls, space, school, animals and monsters. Includes cartoon illustrations. Other books in the series include '1001 Cool Jokes' and '101 Cool Magic Tricks'.

Download or read book 1001 Even More Cool Jokes written by Glen Singleton and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny bits from around the world. 6 yrs+

Download or read book 1001 Kids Jokes written by Kay Barnham and published by Arcturus Publishing. This book was released on 2016-05-25 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My dog's a blacksmith. How can you tell? When I tell him off, he makes a bolt for the door. This hilarious joke book is jam-packed with 1001 great gags to get kids giggling! They will pick up puns, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes on many side-splitting topics, including: • Amusing animals • Monster madness • Medical mischief • School shockers • And more! Flick through its pages to mine some comedy gold.

Download or read book 1001 Really Ridiculously Silly Jokes written by Clive Gifford and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2018-07-12 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Know any good jokes? Here are 1001 (yes, one thousand and one!) awesome ones for the whole family to enjoy! Why did the empty sandwich go to the dentist? IT NEEDED A FILLING. What do you call a 20,000-year-old joke? PRE-HYSTERICAL. With jokes galore, puns, one-liners, visual gags, play on words and hilarious illustrations. Divided into sections such as 'Hilarious Holidays', 'Teacher Titters' and 'Football Funnies', this book will never get old and will have your friends and whole family laughing. A hilarious bumper book that will captivate any child and spark an interest in reading - created by the bestselling author of Teenage Kicks and Eye Benders, and winner of the Royal Society Young People's Book Prize.

Download or read book 1001 Funny Jokes written by Sachin Kumar Saparia and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-05-07 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hi friends i want to share my 1001 jokes collection with you in my book"1001 funny jokes",just read and enjoy.

Download or read book The World s Greatest Collection of Clean Jokes written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2013-03-01 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This top-selling collection of pure fun (more than 295,000 copies sold) is back with a fresh and lively new cover to reach more readers eager to laugh. Puns, one-liners, jester-worthy jokes, and quirky quips will amaze and astound friends and family. Giggles are guaranteed as readers enjoy the crazy conversations and hilarious observations— “Daddy, the teacher was reading the Bible to us—all about the children of Israel building the temple, the children of Israel crossing the Red Sea, the children of Israel making sacrifices. Didn’t the grownups do anything?” “You’re the laziest fellow I have seen. Don’t you do anything quickly?” “Yes, I get tired fast.” “I haven’t slept for days.” “How come?” “I only sleep at night!”