Download or read book 1 001 Golf Quips and Quotes written by Glenn Liebman and published by Gramercy. This book was released on 2002 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An entertaining collection of quips and quotes from famous golfers--past and present--and celebrities, politicians, and sports figures who reveal both their passion and disdain for their favorite pastime. Includes a full index, and is presented by categories from "Advice Column" to "Fuzzy Zoeller."
Download or read book Golf written by Team Golfwell and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-01-07 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf. An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots - like Heaven and Hell in one. Bobby Jones said, "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, "Okay" when asked to play next week. Here's just one excerpt: "A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs. She is amazed at the vast selection on display. "Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?" "Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife," replied the husband. "What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?" "I mean you know right away when you found the right one," replied the husband. "Nice recovery," she said. "Thanks." - Rick Newell SCROLL up and get this book and we hope you enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, golf presentations, golf one-liners, golf stories, golf anecdotes, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, PGA tour, funny golf quotes, funny golf stories
Download or read book Little Bit of Golfing Wit written by Tom Hay and published by Summersdale Publishers LTD. This book was released on 2018-02-08 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ‘Golf was never meant to be an exact science. Einstein was lousy at it.’Bob ToskiLaugh yourself off the fairway with this mini-collection of golfing humour – the very best quips and quotes for the golf-obsessed.
Download or read book A Classic Collection of Golf Jokes Quotes written by Bob Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golfers know they have to laugh at themselves or theyre in big trouble! To help them along, bestselling author Bob Phillips has gathered together terrific golf-related quotes and jokes, including:He has given up golf for painting(it takes fewer strokes.(Bob HopeMy game is so bad that the flags ought to be at half-staff.(Al MelestaSome golfers blast their ball from traps; with one adroit explosion; but others, out in ten perhaps; depend upon erosion.(Richard ArmourReaders will tee up for 18 holes worth of hilarity in a book where laughter is par for the course!.
Download or read book Women s Golf Shorts written by Glenn Liebman and published by McGraw-Hill/Contemporary. This book was released on 2000-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring quotes both humorous and inspirational, this newest edition of the "Sports Shorts" series is a compilation of 1,001 quotes by and about the stars of women's golf, including the players, caddies, celebrities, and sports writers.
Download or read book Golf It s a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.
Download or read book Best Funny Golf Quotes written by Golfers Book Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-31 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 200 of the funniest golf quotes you have ever read! Are you looking for the Best Funny Golf Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of golf quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come. It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a golf lover, boss, friend or sports fan. Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite golf quotes from famous sportsmen to modern day great golf players. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny but positive Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis or cheer you up after a depressing game of golf. As you read and enjoy this vast collection of funny golf quotes, your mind will be greeted with an almost never-ending sea of great quotations, funny, inspirational, wise, and humorous golf quotes sayings, and proverbs, about the game of golf collected over the years from a variety of sources and by some of the game's biggest stars and the world's brightest minds. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 200 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give every sportsman or woman a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or appreciation gift for any environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 200 Different Funny golf quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for golf lovers, sportsmen, women, friends and family during holidays or any occasion
Download or read book Golfing Wit written by Aubrey Malone and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Hole in One written by Desi Northup and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One in a series of the greatest books of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers, caddies and people that don't even play golf; this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green, you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a joke or two to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this series of golf books to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. There are dozens and dozens of Illustrations and this makes the perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that loves the game of golf.
Download or read book Golf written by Mark Robinette and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-18 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A GREAT GIFT FOR ANY GOLFER This gift is full of great golf quotes and quips by golf pros and the average weekend warrior. Their observations on life and the game of golf will have you smiling, shaking your head and nodding in agreement. Sample quotes: If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. - Gary Player Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. - Red Skelton If you are looking for the perfect gift for a golfing fanatic get them a copy of Golf: Funny Quotes and Clever Conclusions today.
Download or read book 1 001 Pearls of Golfers Wisdom written by Jim Apfelbaum and published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc.. This book was released on 2012-05-15 with total page 401 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There’s an old adage about sports writing that says “the smaller the ball, the better the writing.” The quotes that make up 1,001 Pearls of Golfer’s Wisdom prove that to be most definitely true! Including great golfers from all around the world and every era of history--Ben Hogan, Bob Hope, George Bernard Shaw, Gary Player, John Updike, Laura Baugh, Tom Watson, Lee Trevino, Donald Trump, Winston Churchill, Bill Murray, and more--these quotes offer wit and wisdom on every stroke and situation. With a foreword from the great Arnold Palmer, this is certainly a book that makes a great gift for golfers everywhere, even if they have to buy it for themselves.
Download or read book Golf Shorts written by Glenn Liebman and published by McGraw Hill Professional. This book was released on 1995 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the hilarious tradition of Sports Shorts, Golf Shorts contains golf's funniest quips, slams, and witticisms by players, fans, commentators, and celebrities. Covering more than 100 years of golf, this book offers a thoroughly entertaining perspective that any sports enthusiast will love.
Download or read book That s a Fact Jack written by Desi Northup and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-01-23 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One in a series of the greatest books of golf jokes and golf humor. A COLLECTION of hilarious golf jokes, quips, quotes, one liners, and stories from pros to hackers, duffers, caddies and people that don't even play golf; this book is sure to suit any golfer from tee to green. It is presented in an easy to read format. From a duck hook to slicing a banana off the tee, hacking your way down the fairway or putting your ball back off the green, you don't have to wait until the 19th hole to crack a joke or two to remind golfers, sometimes, not to take the game too seriously. A strategically place joke can make more difference to the game than a dozen mulligan's. There's enough material in this series of golf books to give every golfer the chance to laugh off those double-bogeys and three putts. There are dozens and dozens of Illustrations and this makes the perfect gift for all golf fans whether they are players or not. Put away the scorecards and get ready for eighteen holes of laughter from the links, reflections from the back nine and long after you finally make it to the 19th hole. This book is a must for anyone that loves the game of golf.
Download or read book A Little Bit of Golfing Wit written by Tom Hay and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-08 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Golf was never meant to be an exact science. Einstein was lousy at it.' Bob Toski Laugh yourself off the fairway with this mini-collection of golfing humour - the very best quips and quotes for the golf-obsessed.
Download or read book Par for the Course written by Eric Zweig and published by Richmond Hill, Ont. : Firefly Books. This book was released on 2007 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A well-illustrated celebration of the wit and wisdom of golf: wise, sarcastic, and hilarious quips and quotes from the game's legends, today's top stars and celebrities selected to ensure there's something for everyone and every occasion.
Download or read book The Golfer s Book of Wit Wisdom written by Gerd De Ley and published by Hatherleigh Press. This book was released on 2020-04-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious collection of golf jokes, one-liners, and witty quotations perfect for every fan of golf. The great Arnold Palmer famously remarked that golf is, "Without a doubt, the greatest game mankind has ever invented." He goes on to say that golf is "deceptively simple and endlessly complicated" and "at the same time rewarding and maddening." The Golfer's Book of Wit & Wisdom seeks to encompass everything there is to love about golf. Collecting over 350 sayings containing the wisdom and wit from the world within and outside of golf, this book promises to be a cherished and fun collectible for every fan.
Download or read book Favorite Golf Quotations written by Jackie Corley and published by Hatherleigh Press. This book was released on 2021-06-29 with total page 45 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of inspirational and meaningful quotes perfect for every fan of golf. The great Arnold Palmer famously remarked that golf is, "Without a doubt, the greatest game mankind has ever invented." He goes on to say that golf is "deceptively simple and endlessly complicated" and "at the same time rewarding and maddening." Favorite Golf Quotations collects over 200 sayings containing the wisdom and wit from past and present legends of golf and promises to be a great gift for every fan.
